Suzuki brings back 'Free Gas for Summer' promotion
Did you ever have friends with parental-funded gas cards? And did those friends occasionally abuse those cards to load up on drinks and snacks for the whole gang?
If you never did get to participate in such mild delinquency, here's your chance. Buy any 2010 Suzuki between May 1 and August 31, and Suzuki will set you up with a gas card loaded with between $280 and $442, according to the highway fuel efficiency of the model you choose.
They say it's for a summer's worth of gas, but think of all the jerky and slushees you could buy with that kind of free money.
Maybe pork rinds?