2011 Chevy Corvette
The hairstyles and jewelry choices change, but when it comes to midlife crises, the Corvette is a constant. While the stereotype remains strong, one fact is little known: The 430-horsepower Corvette returns up to 26 highway mpg. It's not going to win a Kelley Blue Book Top 10 Green Cars award anytime soon, but for a car that can shoot to 60 miles per hour in 4.2 seconds on its way to a top speed of 190 mph, it's downright fuel efficient. So, when he decides to follow the southern swing of his favorite band's reunion tour, midlife crisis man can have his new girlfriend leave her Jetta at home.
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